He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
