Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Please, let me fuck your mom
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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