i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My dick has a subreddit
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale