Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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