This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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