i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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