How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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