I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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