Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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