I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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