So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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