S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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