dude i'm inner monologue high
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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