Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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