I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
