whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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