This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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