So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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