ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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