did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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