She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Alive.
So much puke
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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