The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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