white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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