So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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