She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So much Jack, so little girl.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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