i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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