Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My ass is underappreciated
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i believe in u and ur pee
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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