dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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