I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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