laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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