I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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