There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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