I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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