I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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