I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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