I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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