i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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