who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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