Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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