Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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