Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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