how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize