youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My bed smells like the plague
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