in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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