He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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