he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize