I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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