I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
