i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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