there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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