I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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