Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
how drunk are you?
Several
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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