put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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