I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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